Saturday, May 09, 2009

Summer Holiday

So May is here and life is fun.
Not a lots of thing to do, just finish your formalities at ETH, join new company, go swimming, travel Europe, explore life, coffees, ice creams.

Life have never been so relaxing, not at least during last couple of years, still some thing is going terribly wrong, may be little indiscipline or mismanagement which I am not aware of, not yet I meant!

Saturday, May 02, 2009

The awaited Kalki Avtar is here!

From the miracle section please look at his highness driving car and how miraculously his image appeared on a marble tile in Rawalpindi.














Source: http://www.theallfaith.com/miracles.htm



I am so much relived that we finally have him with us. Now I am believer, his Holiness Gohar Shahi is here! Mujhe andeshaa ho gayaa thaaa jab kal raaat aachaanak chidiyo kaa jhund ek ajeeb see chahchahat karte hue mere balcony se guzar rahe they...

Aisee sureeele chah-chahaahat maano kahee koi karishmaa hua ho. ab har baat surili hi hogi Kalki Avatar is here. Papiyon ka nash hoga, gareebon ka udhar hoga, hyna will sing in sweet voice full composition of "Les Misrables".

Aaaha life is so peaceful, jaisi sab kuch mil gaya ho, jaisi kisi aur baat ki khwaish hi na bachi ho, jaise saare armaan poore ho gaye ho, I feel elated.

Jai ho His Holiness Gohar Shahi, Jai ho!


Scientist claim that pets have this extra ability to sense something supernatural.

Now I wonder, why Rambo, a german shephard of Mr Claus started behaving strangely suddenly. I mean it was like, something was there, but then nothing was there. You can sense only the wind, rather smooth breeze having the warmth of sirocco and yet having the coldness of Bora winds. He was there, like a shadow. Blessing the animal.

Rambo Aka German Shepard of Mr. Klaus miraculously start speaking bhojpuri. If Rambo have to trust than the former Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister, Kalyan Singh was actually misled by two BJP leaders and was not told that the demolition of the Babri Masjid on December 6, 1992 had been planned well in advance.


And now with the blessing of Bhojpuri speaking Rambo, Mr. Kalyan Singh had a divine realization: “Muslims have accepted me and I am comfortable with them. This is the fact today.”


Source: http://www.hindu.com/2009/05/03/stories/2009050357830100.htm


Long live secular/cutely innocent Kalyan Singhji and long live Rambo


Apart from being Kali Avatar His Holiness Gohar Shahi is also an inventor. He is credited with phrases such as:

  1. "No, you don't look fat in that dress"
  2. "I feel complete when I am with you and I would never want to change you "
  3. " You are the most wondeful woman in the world..."

To summarize, even our very own Himesh "Nazal God" Reshamiya was spotted in His holiness's darbar...