Summer Holiday

So May is here and life is fun.
Not a lots of thing to do, just finish your formalities at ETH, join new company, go swimming, travel Europe, explore life, coffees, ice creams.

Life have never been so relaxing, not at least during last couple of years, still some thing is going terribly wrong, may be little indiscipline or mismanagement which I am not aware of, not yet I meant!

The awaited Kalki Avtar is here!

From the miracle section please look at his highness driving car and how miraculously his image appeared on a marble tile in Rawalpindi.














Source: http://www.theallfaith.com/miracles.htm


I am so much relived that we finally have him with us. Now I am believer, his Holiness Gohar Shahi is here! Mujhe andeshaa ho gayaa thaaa jab kal raaat aachaanak chidiyo kaa jhund ek ajeeb see chahchahat karte hue mere balcony se guzar rahe they...

Aisee sureeele chah-chahaahat maano kahee koi karishmaa hua ho. ab har baat surili hi hogi Kalki Avatar is here. Papiyon ka nash hoga, gareebon ka udhar hoga, hyna will sing in sweet voice full composition of "Les Misrables".

Aaaha life is so peaceful, jaisi sab kuch mil gaya ho, jaisi kisi aur baat ki khwaish hi na bachi ho, jaise saare armaan poore ho gaye ho, I feel elated.

Jai ho His Holiness Gohar Shahi, Jai ho!


Scientist claim that pets have this extra ability to sense something supernatural.

Now I wonder, why Rambo, a german shephard of Mr Claus started behaving strangely suddenly. I mean it was like, something was there, but then nothing was there. You can sense only the wind, rather smooth breeze having the warmth of sirocco and yet having the coldness of Bora winds. He was there, like a shadow. Blessing the animal.

Rambo Aka German Shepard of Mr. Klaus miraculously start speaking bhojpuri. If Rambo have to trust than the former Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister, Kalyan Singh was actually misled by two BJP leaders and was not told that the demolition of the Babri Masjid on December 6, 1992 had been planned well in advance.


And now with the blessing of Bhojpuri speaking Rambo, Mr. Kalyan Singh had a divine realization: “Muslims have accepted me and I am comfortable with them. This is the fact today.”


Source: http://www.hindu.com/2009/05/03/stories/2009050357830100.htm


Long live secular/cutely innocent Kalyan Singhji and long live Rambo


Apart from being Kali Avatar His Holiness Gohar Shahi is also an inventor. He is credited with phrases such as:

1. "No, you don't look fat in that dress"
2. "I feel complete when I am with you and I would never want to change you "
3. " You are the most wondeful woman in the world..."

To summarize, even our very own Himesh "Nazal God" Reshamiya was spotted in His holiness's darbar...

Indian Media: Hindus are evil- Part 1

Here is the first person account by the victim's father:

The girl was raped by a bus conductor. Some people found them in a compromising position in a public place and handed over them to police. It was confirmed that the girl was raped. After her death, Salim was arrested following a complaint by her father of rape and abetting in the suicide of a minor.

Let's see how Indian Media presented the incident:

TOI:


Girl commits suicide after alleged humiliation

MANGALORE: In a tragic fallout of moral policing in the city, a teenaged girl allegedly committed suicide after suspected Sangh Parivar activists
publicly humiliated the girl for being friend with a Muslim boy and handed both of them to police.

Sixteen-year-old Ashwini, a student of class ninth at the Aikala High School in Kinnigoli, along with her friend had gone to Maroor near Moodabidri in a bus on Tuesday afternoon.

A group of suspected Sangh Parivar activists stopped the bus and took them to Maroor police station. Police then called Ashwini's parents and handed her over to them.


Source TOI: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Cities/Girl-ends-life-after-being-humiliated/articleshow/4118319.cms



What a clever use of words like: allegedly, suspected, friend !
A bus conductor who is an adult and raped a minor girl of course is a friend.




Lets see how the Hindu Presented it:


" Schoolgirl commits suicide

MANGALORE: A 15-year-old schoolgirl hanged herself to death at Mulky in Dakshina Kannada on Wednesday morning after she was publicly humiliated by a suspected Hindutva fringe group, according to eyewitness accounts. Superintendent of Police N. Sathish Kumar, however, denied the involvement of any group in her death. "

Source The Hindu:

http://www.hindu.com/2009/02/12/stories/2009021256500100.htm






So actually she was humiliated by suspected Hindu group, However the Superintendent of Police N. Sathish Kumar denied it!

Ghajini: La Cinema Extraordinaire

Gajini was one of the most innovative work of art in 2008. Once again 10 pointers on how Gajjini was so fresh and innovative:

1. Sanjay Singhania - He is the first billionaire CEO, an MBA from Harvard who wear shirts with half sleeves rolled up (yes rolled up!) to go with his business suits
2. Nobody have seen SS or his picture ever
3. American Physical Society in collaboration with a team of senior physicists from MIT is setting up a multi million dollar research project to understand the "Gajjini Physics" and it's impact on humanity
   
4. When the senior executives see SS on road while SS is eating water melon they'd salute him like a bunch of watchmen
5. Jiah Khan- A medical student while she is not studying or taking notes from her professor on how the brain is "headquarter" of body would do all those item songs, rescuer act, helping Gajjini, playing spy-spy game, read SS's diary and more
6. SS gets away from law after killing some one billion or more people
   
7. Why SS didnt use iPhone reminders but the tattoos? Just to copy Memento
8. SS as a CEO a telecom giant, searches for hoarding space for his company when is not managing his company
   
9. SS gives the Thele wala his credit card but gives the change to the rickshaw wallas
   
10. Was this the same Amir who gave us Taare Zameen Per?
    

Why Slumdog Millionaire is a great movie?

It's a great movie because it followed the check list to the very core. If you want to be next Meera Nair, Arundhathi Roy or Danny Boyle- Here is the check list for writing a great Booker's prize winning book or making an Oscar nominated Movie:

1. All Indian Kids are beggars
2. Hindu Muslim Riots is an everday thing; cruel Hindus murders Muslims in bulk
   
3. All Indians lives in Slums (No luxury apartments please)
4. If it's a story of a girl then she needs to be molested or raped
5. If its a story of a Muslim kid, then Hindu rioter should murder his parents while a Hindu kid would carry Lord Rama's get up. (Of course in India when we Hindu go out for our ritual Muslim killings before evening brunches i.e. when we are not busy burning churches- we take kids in Lord Rama's get up)
6. If some man would help the slum kids then it'll be only for making them blind and afterwards forcing them into beggary and/or prostitution (No NGO/ Social worker please!)
   
7. India is full of filth, Indians doesnt have toilets, even Taj Mahal should be shown in reflection from gutter
8. When a Brown Indian cab driver would start beating another brown Indian Muslim kid then it's only a western gora couple that would save him by offering dollars while kid would say "Welcome to real India".
9. All Indians including a celebrity host (Big B, SRK or Anil Kapoor) would make fun of the kid's poverty as "Chaiwala" while he is live on a national TV channel
10. Indian police would give third degree torcher to kid for any reason that of course includes answering every question on "Kaun Banega Crorepati"
11. All the Indians who aren't working as beggars, prostitutes, tour guides, cab drivers, criminals, works in call centers. All call center employees speaks with a heavy Indian accent on phone (They don't go through any accent trainings)
12. Indian railways doesn't have AC or 1st class compartments. In each compartment we have 1 million or more hairy, sweaty people in "fati baniyan"

Acid attackers gun downed!

Part one:

Four days after receiving serious burn injuries in a deadly acid attack, Swapnika, the engineering girl student from Warangal, continued to be in a critical condition on Sunday.

Part two:

The three youths -- main suspect S Srinivas (25) and his associates Sanjay (22) and Harikrishna (24) -- were gunned down by the police in the early hours yesterday at a desolate location near Warangal within hours of their arrest.


Source: http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/holnus/004200812141535.htm


I for one am not crying on this encounter, finally some justice!

Rab ne bana di jodi?

SRK can surely act and it definitely was one his best performance so far and movie definitely worth a one time watch. Now people have been saying that it was a realistic movie. Reasons:

1. SRK had mustache
2. He was working in normal cleric job and was speaking in desi English "same to same" or "Thanks he ji"
3. His friend Bobby Khosla (brilliantly played by Vinay Pathak) was a normal barbar.
4. The hip version (Raj naam toh suna hi hoga) was also very realistic and for a relief of audiences wasn't typical larger-than-life SRK image.
   

To them I would like to point out an odd- Just Because of different hair style and mustache his own wife couldn't tell that it was same SRK?

Terrorist are due to poverty and discrimination?

If poverty and discrimination leads to terrorism then why isn’t an average Bihari going on rampage and carrying out terror attacks killing hundreds of innocents in Mumbai (or allover India including Bihar) where he is being treated like a scum?

Or




Is there a deeper problem in terrorist's ideology and "the" community which is breeding terrorists one after another?