Why Slumdog Millionaire is a great movie?

It's a great movie because it followed the check list to the very core. If you want to be next Meera Nair, Arundhathi Roy or Danny Boyle- Here is the check list for writing a great Booker's prize winning book or making an Oscar nominated Movie:

1. All Indian Kids are beggars
2. Hindu Muslim Riots is an everday thing; cruel Hindus murders Muslims in bulk
   
3. All Indians lives in Slums (No luxury apartments please)
4. If it's a story of a girl then she needs to be molested or raped
5. If its a story of a Muslim kid, then Hindu rioter should murder his parents while a Hindu kid would carry Lord Rama's get up. (Of course in India when we Hindu go out for our ritual Muslim killings before evening brunches i.e. when we are not busy burning churches- we take kids in Lord Rama's get up)
6. If some man would help the slum kids then it'll be only for making them blind and afterwards forcing them into beggary and/or prostitution (No NGO/ Social worker please!)
   
7. India is full of filth, Indians doesnt have toilets, even Taj Mahal should be shown in reflection from gutter
8. When a Brown Indian cab driver would start beating another brown Indian Muslim kid then it's only a western gora couple that would save him by offering dollars while kid would say "Welcome to real India".
9. All Indians including a celebrity host (Big B, SRK or Anil Kapoor) would make fun of the kid's poverty as "Chaiwala" while he is live on a national TV channel
10. Indian police would give third degree torcher to kid for any reason that of course includes answering every question on "Kaun Banega Crorepati"
11. All the Indians who aren't working as beggars, prostitutes, tour guides, cab drivers, criminals, works in call centers. All call center employees speaks with a heavy Indian accent on phone (They don't go through any accent trainings)
12. Indian railways doesn't have AC or 1st class compartments. In each compartment we have 1 million or more hairy, sweaty people in "fati baniyan"

Acid attackers gun downed!

Part one:

Four days after receiving serious burn injuries in a deadly acid attack, Swapnika, the engineering girl student from Warangal, continued to be in a critical condition on Sunday.

Part two:

The three youths -- main suspect S Srinivas (25) and his associates Sanjay (22) and Harikrishna (24) -- were gunned down by the police in the early hours yesterday at a desolate location near Warangal within hours of their arrest.


Source: http://www.hindu.com/thehindu/holnus/004200812141535.htm


I for one am not crying on this encounter, finally some justice!

Rab ne bana di jodi?

SRK can surely act and it definitely was one his best performance so far and movie definitely worth a one time watch. Now people have been saying that it was a realistic movie. Reasons:

1. SRK had mustache
2. He was working in normal cleric job and was speaking in desi English "same to same" or "Thanks he ji"
3. His friend Bobby Khosla (brilliantly played by Vinay Pathak) was a normal barbar.
4. The hip version (Raj naam toh suna hi hoga) was also very realistic and for a relief of audiences wasn't typical larger-than-life SRK image.
   

To them I would like to point out an odd- Just Because of different hair style and mustache his own wife couldn't tell that it was same SRK?

Terrorist are due to poverty and discrimination?

If poverty and discrimination leads to terrorism then why isn’t an average Bihari going on rampage and carrying out terror attacks killing hundreds of innocents in Mumbai (or allover India including Bihar) where he is being treated like a scum?

Or




Is there a deeper problem in terrorist's ideology and "the" community which is breeding terrorists one after another?

Contrast....

UAPA for IM, MCOCA for Abhinav Bharat...


The UAPA is watered-down version of MCOCA, as it allows detention without bail only up to 3 months, unlike MCOCA, where an accused cannot apply for bail before 6 months.

While the case against Simi-IM module behind the Delhi blasts does not stand on confessions alone and is backed by circumstantial evidence, the case against Lt Col Srikant Prasad Purohit and Sadhvi Pragya Singh is built on confessions made by the accused to the police.


Source: http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/News/PoliticsNation/UAPA_for_IM_MCOCA_for_Abhinav_Bharat/articleshow/3743221.cms

My name is Khan: New Movie by KJO

The story will unfold in not necessarily the same order:

Khan lives in United States. Belongs to the desi working middle class..9/11 happens...Cops, Neighbors kick their asses for being 'Muslims'..Calls them sand niggers and Islamic terrorist...

SRK cries...Then gives a long ass speech...SRK cries...More talks...SRK cries....Kajol gives up and she also cries...SRK cries more...All neighbors cries....SRK cries more!

Then there is romantic song with breeze going through SRK's hair in slow motion with saree clad Kajol...Then there is last peace speech...SRK cries...SRK opens his arms in that gayish way (that he does)..Girls in theater go Awwwww and cries... Everybody cries, US cries, whole world cries, and somehow during the movie SRK beats Al Qaeda by crying...

Then a national anthem as a climax number where SRK with his one speech proves that all Muslims are not terrorists...


Movie over!