The story will unfold in not necessarily the same order:
Khan lives in United States. Belongs to the desi working middle class..9/11 happens...Cops, Neighbors kick their asses for being 'Muslims'..Calls them sand niggers and Islamic terrorist...
SRK cries...Then gives a long ass speech...SRK cries...More talks...SRK cries....Kajol gives up and she also cries...SRK cries more...All neighbors cries....SRK cries more!
Then there is romantic song with breeze going through SRK's hair in slow motion with saree clad Kajol...Then there is last peace speech...SRK cries...SRK opens his arms in that gayish way (that he does)..Girls in theater go Awwwww and cries... Everybody cries, US cries, whole world cries, and somehow during the movie SRK beats Al Qaeda by crying...
Then a national anthem as a climax number where SRK with his one speech proves that all Muslims are not terrorists...
Movie over!
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Kajol gets kidnapped by Osama nd they make SRK play a mujahiddin. meanwhile as SRK is grappling with the idea of killing US citizens (while staring at Bapu's pic :mental conflict facial expressions), kajol makes osama her rakhi brother.
SRK comes nd cries nd gives Osama the message of tolerance nd nonviolence (read:speech)
Lets start writing movies together... at least KJO would buy it.
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